{"id":3310,"date":"2025-07-01T04:45:47","date_gmt":"2025-07-01T08:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/?p=3310"},"modified":"2025-07-01T04:45:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-01T08:45:47","slug":"no-way-to-make-a-living-christmas-marshmallows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/2025\/07\/01\/no-way-to-make-a-living-christmas-marshmallows\/","title":{"rendered":"No Way To Make A Living: Christmas &amp; Marshmallows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Join us for a special Yuletide edition of the show! Merry Christmas, from all of us, to all of you! <\/p>\n<p>Episode #006<br \/>Showtime: 12\/12\/24<br \/>Hosts: Matty Boy Anderson and TOD (That Other Dude)<br \/>Runtime: 50:37<\/p>\n<p>Topic spoilers:<br \/><strong>christmas songs<\/strong>, squirrel nut zippers, swing dancing, paul mccartney, bruce springsteen, live, forgettable band names, toadies, weezer, playing bass, vaporwave, fry&#8217;s, transformers one, <strong>the marshmallow theory<\/strong>, nudity, caddyshack, animal house, family guy, south park, the orville, wil wheaton, galaxy quest, beverly hills 90210, david lee roth, calvin coolers, psychedelics, x, beasters, bacchus\/kai, fulton county jail, girls with tattoos. <\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your support!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Join us for a special Yuletide edition of the show! Merry Christmas, from all of us, to all of you! Episode #006Showtime: 12\/12\/24Hosts: Matty Boy Anderson and TOD (That Other Dude)Runtime: 50:37 Topic spoilers:christmas songs, squirrel nut zippers, swing dancing, paul mccartney, bruce springsteen, live, forgettable band names, toadies, weezer, playing bass, vaporwave, fry&#8217;s, transformers &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/2025\/07\/01\/no-way-to-make-a-living-christmas-marshmallows\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Way To Make A Living: Christmas &amp; Marshmallows&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8Bl7P-Ro","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3144,"url":"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/2025\/07\/01\/a-christmas-present-for-my-patrons\/","url_meta":{"origin":3310,"position":0},"title":"A Christmas Present For My Patrons","author":"Matty Boy","date":"July 1, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"This is your EXCLUSIVE NEWSLETTER for being a \"Patron Saint\" of Mike the Pod. 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Please allow me to introduce you to the human protagonist of the Second Solstera of CEASELESS FABLES OF BEYONDING:LARSON LACKSBEARD!Larson joins the ranks of Cornelius Coddler, Norris Bundt, Theon Tenfield and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;News&quot;","block_context":{"text":"News","link":"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/category\/news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3265,"url":"https:\/\/ceaselessfables.com\/cfb\/2025\/07\/01\/just-in-case\/","url_meta":{"origin":3310,"position":2},"title":"Just In Case","author":"Matty Boy","date":"July 1, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"If I don't get to the wi-fi before Monday, have a merry Christmas!Also, there exists the first page of a Bands I Useta Like Christmas Special, but I haven't finished it, otherwise you'd be seeing it right now. 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